Monday, December 14, 2009

An Outrage-Filled Reply to a Video

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DnbUvbebkz78&h=0abe8c608d678cc7164b37f2e6249f74

I recently happened upon a little video from the Facebook page of Grace Randolph, or a video a fan put up. And this is to the person in the video: Vaughn Fry. What the hell?

If I was to critique another person's movie review or internet show, I'd never stoop so low as to make fun of said person's relationship status or the fact that they "flaunt" what school they go to by putting it on their Facebook profile. You took a low blow, and that is a big (not trying to sound childish here but I can't really find the word for it) no-no.

And FYI, you're not the #1 movie critic on YouTube. The Internet has far better reviewers. Nor are you the toughest. Spoony had a much more biting review towards New Moon, and most of the reviewers have a bit more charisma than you. I think that you should try to go one step above being monotone and bashing people for no apparent reason. If I could say some more, put some form of charisma on your videos.

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Ok, I had a line here asking him to apologize, but now I take it back. You have officially become one of the most pompous assholes on the entire internet. Just because you have a green screen effect, poor special effects, and a sour bland attitude, that makes you superior to the other reviewers like Doug Walker, James Rolfe, Spoony, pretty much the entire That Guy With the Glasses Team, and the various movie reviewers on YouTube? If you want to see pandering to the lowest common denominator for views just look up anything on the most viewed section and count what doesn't have a girl on the screenshot.

And Grace does give a review of movies you jackass. She does it on her Movie Math section on the show, and Beyond the Trailer itself is a show on what people thought about the movie as they were coming out of the theater. Most reviewers on the Internet do that! They sometimes go right home and give a review on the movie.

You say you have TV syndication? I haven't heard of you until Tom Chatalbash gave Grace the link to your asshole video. I honestly don't know what station you could possibly be on, but if it's one I get, I don't think I've ever seen you on it.

AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE PEOPLE ACTUALLY DEFENDING THIS ASSHAT!?!?!?! CRITICS COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES! SHE GETS REVIEWS FROM EVERYBODY ELSE, AND SHE GIVES HER REVIEW LATER ON, WHICH IS STILL A MOTHERFUCKING REVIEW, YOU ASSHOLES! JUST BECAUSE SHE ISN'T LIKE YOUR BELOVED VAUGHN, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT PEOPLE CAN GO ABOUT BASHING HER PERSONALLY FOR A SHOW SHE DOES! IT'S JUST PLAIN STUPID! Okay, I get that she does her reviews differently and she doesn't look at the plot or anything, but most reviewers' viewers fall into two categories: 1) fans of said critic who want to know what they thought of the movie before they see it (in my case, like when I was taken to see New Moon and I wanted to see what Spoony and That Guy with the Glasses thought), and 2) people who hated/loved the movie and want to see what they thought of it (again, like me with Spoony's review of Transformers 2). The Internet has enough room for multiple reviewers and different styles of a review, not just guys with huge egos who have less charisma in what they do than a robot. Grace and Vaughn aren't even in the same category of reviewers, so why are you comparing the two? It would be like if I tried to compare Stephen King with HG Wells. It's basically near impossible. Open your mind to other forms of critic on the internet, and until that happens shut up.

I offically swear off of this douchebag or refuse to even acknowledge his existence until I find he's both 1) given Grace a much needed apology, and 2) GET SOME CHARISMA ON YOUR SHOW! You honestly look stoned through your reviews, and even HAL 9000 had more charisma on screen than you, and he was just a panel with a lens on it.

Good day.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Superman Legends

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvvJvXGydww

I just have to say one thing on this. Wow. Just wow. This is probably the strangest anime I have seen in a long while. It trumps the "dragon steeds" in Romeo X Juliet. It... is one of those things you have to see to believe. I'm literally speechless at how strange and at the same time hilarious this anime is. I do have to admit, MarzGurl sure can find some strange things (I found out about this anime from MarzGurl on That Guy with the Glasses.com).

If I could sum up this anime in one sentence, it would be Teenage Mutant Godzilla Gundam Ball Z with elements of Peter Pan... IN SPACE!!!!!!!! And this was just episode one.

If you're going to see this, expect strange occurrences.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The Best of Crush 40: Super Sonic Songs

I'm a fan of Crush 40 and I've always been a fan since I heard their songs in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. And I have to say they've improved, and their best of compilation shows it. Theres a lot of revisions to their older songs, as well as a cover. Their remakes of What I'm Made Of and Open Your Heart are the best revisions, and I have to say their cover of the Cult's Fire Woman was pretty good. Though this is short, I can't really explain why a CD is good. It's all in personal taste, and Crush 40 is in my favorites. If you like the songs from the 3D era Sonic games, any of the 3D Sonic games, this is one I'd definitely suggest.